Below are the 11 most recent journal entries recorded in Crewman_Baird's LiveJournal:

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005
4:23 pm	*gets out the paper and the alien ink he bought on his last shore leave* *copies the words of a poem on the paper* *smiles as he hopes Meri Hayes will like this little gift* *finishes the work and looks at the result* *smiles again* (13 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 13th, 2004
12:07 am	During the incursion *is ready to leave quarters to meet Meri for lunch* *hears noise in the corridor* *opens door to see* *hears phaser fire* *closes door quicky* OMG! Current Mood: shocked (Comment on this)
Sunday, January 11th, 2004
7:22 pm	The morning after New Year's Eve *wakes up in own bed, sober* *remembers the events of the night before, having danced with crewman_hayes, having fought for Meri's virtue against a very impolite Masked Man* *remembers having brought her back to her quarters after recieving a new year's kiss on the cheek from her at midnight* *remembers having kissed her hand when leaving her at her quarter's door, and her amused giggling about it* *thinks: this went well* *gets up to shower as he's on the beta shift today* (Comment on this)
Friday, November 28th, 2003
2:53 pm	Saw Meri Hayes at dinner last night... she was wearing that blouse I gave her. It does look good on her, as I thought. Only she's still smooching up to _foster_. Goodness, how can she stand someone with such table manners! I bet he's not even washing his hands after using the bathroom. *sighs* I wish I weren't so shy around her women. (Comment on this)
Thursday, November 27th, 2003
11:53 pm	After a lot of replying... Now to that last one... offer of marriage... why did it have to be a guy... why not some really nice woman? That would have been much more interesting... From: STFLNX01-8974862 To: Q-347-Qp3480 Re: Jamie's girl Dear Friend, I was genuinely surprised to see you offering me a marriage. Please don't take this wrong, but we haven't even met yet. I mean, it's nice to be considered worthy to be a husband, makes me feel a lot better doing this ad thing, but still - I prefer the human custom of getting to know each other first before even considering to spend a life together. Yes, I do have to admit, I don't know your race, so I don't know this thing called mepthpzetph. I have consulted our universal translator as well as our database but they have both failed to come up with a suggestion as to what it means. Would you be so kind as to explain it to me? Yours, J. Current Mood: confuzzled (Comment on this)
11:44 pm	More replying... From: STFLNX01-8974862 To: FTRNQNX01-5551234 Subject: Re: Jamie's girl: Female, 24 seeking male Dear Buttercup, Thank you for you lovely email, sounds like you're a very intelligent person and kind on top of that. Pink hair? Now purple hair? Ummmm... what kind of purple? I'm curious. I like lavender, if you can consider that a shade of purple. Was there a reason for it? I mean, religiously/lifestyle/family wise? I like people who are good with their hands - makes life much more interesting. Yours, J. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 26th, 2003
12:43 am	*sigh* I knew it was a stupid idea, sending off this personal ad. Now I got a few offers, some of them text only, two vids from really sexy girls, some spam and one direct offer for marriage... from a guy. Okay, let's get to the answers... the text only ones first I guess... Dear Je'nal, thank you for your kind letter. Yes, I'm human. No, I'm not very emotional, even though I'm a human. I don't know how old I am compared to your 50 Vulcan years, but it should equal my age, which is 25 Earth years.... (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, October 21st, 2003
5:40 pm	I know this is crazy, but I'll try anyway, since I read on the comm sheets that Meri Hayes is reading this zine. *starts filling out the ad form for "Xenolinguist Weekly, Technical section"* Male, 25 - seeking female Despite my good looks, I'm too shy for my own good around women, so I'm still single. I'm intelligent, caring, compassionate, and I like a woman with a brain who's not afraid to use it. Are you willing to make the first step? Contact me with the keyword 'Jamie's girl' via STFLNX01-8974862 Will respond to all genuine requests for communication *sends it off* (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, October 19th, 2003
7:52 pm	I know I'm too shy for my own good. Even back in my childhood it was girls who picked me out for dancing, not the other way around. I guess that's why I don't have a problem with having a woman as my direct boss. Besides, Ensign Sato is much more brilliant than any UT upgrade we all could come up with. Anyhow, I still do have that satin blouse I bought on Risa. I never quite knew why I bought it that time, since its style and texture fits for a woman and not for a man, but maybe I subsconsciously even knew back then I liked Meri Hayes... *goes about to gift-wrap the blouse safely, adding a card, saying, From your secret admirer, please wear it on your off-duty time and secretly places it outside her quarter's door* (1 Comment |Comment on this)
1:00 pm	Been at Movie Night It was a nice one, kinda weird, sorta funny. What I noticed more though, was watching crewman_hayes hanging around with _foster_. *pauses* *sighs* She's such a beautiful woman... what does she want with him? *sighs* Current Mood: depressed (Comment on this)
Friday, September 26th, 2003
5:33 pm	Okay. My direct boss ensignsato suggested that I'd keep a journal. She thinks it's a good idea to get an overview to what one has accomplished during a workday. Of course, she'd never use this to check on me whiles she's off duty and I'm up on the bridge at her my post. For that, I'm far too cute. (Comment on this)